Oh, how I have dreamed of this day, Bieber! Why don’t you take your stupid hair and your stupid face and go back up to Canadia where you belong! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtzN4cSfCMA
Archives for February 2011
Hey kids, can you count how many fetishes are represented in this picture?
A few months back I was driving with a friend in her SUV up near Mt. Vernon, Washington. Although it was her car, I agreed to drive because she really wanted to talk on the phone and I was terrified by the thought of her doing so while driving. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I had […]
It’s that time again. That special day when our best and most virile warriors do battle for bragging rights to a shiny golden idol…albeit a really fancy shiny golden idol. It is a day when we, as Americans, sit down together in front of our big-screen TVs and forget about all those messy wars, pesky […]