Are you feeling lonely? Do you often wonder why nobody wants to see you naked? Are you afraid that your relationship with your inflatable sheep collection might be bordering on inappropriate? Are you a grown man who stays up until 2am pretending to be an attractive woman on Facebook? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then I have got some great news for you!
Chet is now offering dating advice!
Given the widespread popularity of my OK Cupid stories and my generally applauded relationship wherewithal, I have decided to add a dating and relationship advice column. That’s right, people! I, Chester Ignatious Reilly, World-renown ladies-man and cat destroyer extraordinaire, will now share with you, my dear readers, tasty morsels of the wisdom that I have gained on the subject over several years and many, many satisfied ladies. Well, maybe not that many…but there were probably a couple. Moving on…
So, whether you’re some forlorn loser wandering the empty streets, or a jaded, washed-up has-been dying from the suffocating boredom of a lifeless marriage, I can help! Or, maybe you’re an attractive young lady who just wants my phone number… I can help with that, too. Whatever ails your poor heart, the answers await you in my new advice column.
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