Dear Chet, You’ve got to help me… I’ve been following some of your advice, and “techniques” for picking up women from online dating sites like “OKCupid” and “Plenty of Fish”. I wasn’t getting much love from the ladies, so I’ve come up with a couple of my own “methods” as a supplement which seemed to […]
Archives for August 2011
Be my friend on the Facebooks, fool! Hey, guess what! I’m a real person* and I would just LOVE it if you would be my friend on Facebook so we can chat about what a handsome, entertaining and witty writer I am!
When you say “with your mom” do you mean you were with your mom, Biblically speaking, or just that she was accompanying you during your visit deep inside the Statue of Liberty? I can tell you from awkward personal experience I mean a friend’s experience that sleeping with your mom, though fun in the short run, is really pretty devastating to your game. I mean, no girl wants to have to meet your mom and an ex-girlfriend at the same time. That just creates way too much tension. You really want to avoid that.
Dear Chet, I’m in my prime and I want to have sex like all the time, and every time I ask, and I have to ask for it, my husband groans and acts like I just asked him to take out the garbage, which honestly makes my ovaries shrivel. And then it is a long […]