You’ve got to help me… I’ve been following some of your advice, and “techniques” for picking up women from online dating sites like “OKCupid” and “Plenty of Fish”. I wasn’t getting much love from the ladies, so I’ve come up with a couple of my own “methods” as a supplement which seemed to work pretty well. But then, I realized something… All the women I had been interacting with and eventually met up with had something in common. They all annoyed the living SHIT out of me.
Is this normal? Is it just me or all women who use these dating sites have this trait? What can I do to avoid this? Please good sir, help me!
Thank you for your inquiry, Bob. I think I’ll let Patrick Bateman, et al. take this one. (Don’t give me any shit about the link. YouTube was being a bitch and wouldn’t let me embed the video)
OK, Bob. The thing you have to understand about women is that the whole point of their existence is to test your will. Like cocaine. A little taste is great, but before you know it things get out of hand and you start shitting your pants at parties. You know what I’m saying? [Read more…] about Dear Chet, I seem to attract only annoying, stupid women…