Flying in the face of conventional wisdom, my popularity on OK Cupid has continued to grow, especially since my recent relocation to sunny Portland, Oregon. Evidently, there is no shortage of desperate, needy women with appallingly dismal self-esteem levels. Good for me, I guess. So, in an effort to round out my online profile, I’ve been busy answering more questions that subsequently affect the secret mathematical equations that determine compatibility. To that end, I am still trying to find somebody with a match score of less than 7%. That’s the lowest I’ve seen. I wrote to her and asked her out but she said no.
These are real questions with my real answers. Yes, I am really out there attracting people this way. Go figure…
1. Which of the following would you be most disturbed to find in a 13-year-old child’s room?
- Illegal drugs.
2. Are you an Atheist?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
3. Would you date someone who still lives with his/her parents?
Yes, but only if they’re underage.
4. Which is more important for a good match?
- Having similar political beliefs
- Having good sex
This is a tough one. I can’t really imagine dating a Republican. Then again, I can definitely imagine hate-fucking one. [Read more…] about 25 More Questions on Ok Cupid with Chet Reilly