Earlier this week, a friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend. It was a very sad and tragic blah blah blah, and now he is preparing to be released back into the wild. As is my charge in life, I have felt compelled to offer him some rebound advice. I am, after all, an […]
I’m moving in a couple weeks across the country, and my bf and i decided to sty together until i leave. our relationship WAS awesome. but now he’s distancing himself, hardly calling or contacting me at all, and won’t sleep with me even. i have plans to stay with him my last week since my […]
Dear Chet, You’ve got to help me… I’ve been following some of your advice, and “techniques” for picking up women from online dating sites like “OKCupid” and “Plenty of Fish”. I wasn’t getting much love from the ladies, so I’ve come up with a couple of my own “methods” as a supplement which seemed to […]
When you say “with your mom” do you mean you were with your mom, Biblically speaking, or just that she was accompanying you during your visit deep inside the Statue of Liberty? I can tell you from awkward personal experience I mean a friend’s experience that sleeping with your mom, though fun in the short run, is really pretty devastating to your game. I mean, no girl wants to have to meet your mom and an ex-girlfriend at the same time. That just creates way too much tension. You really want to avoid that.
Are you feeling lonely? Do you often wonder why nobody wants to see you naked? Are you afraid that your relationship with your inflatable sheep collection might be bordering on inappropriate? Are you a grown man who stays up until 2am pretending to be an attractive woman on Facebook? If you answered “yes” to any […]