So I’m hanging out with this Russian chick I met online (your area of expertise, obviously)… We’re planning our next date, which she then says she may need to cut short. I’m thinking “great, I already F’d this up somehow”… until she says the reason she plans on cutting the date short is so we can head back to my place to “snuggle and watch a horror movie”. I’m like “Yeah, back in the game bitches…” Then she proclaims she loves anal sex. Literally, it was the next thing out of her mouth after “snuggle and watch a horror movie”.
How should I approach this one, oh great Swami of Love?
Sincerely, Whore and Peace
Thank you for writing, WAP. Well, this is a sticky situation. You’ve got to watch your step with those Russians. They don’t mess around. In fact, just today I had my life threatened by a very small Russian woman after having casually suggested that there may very well be a burgeoning market for attractive female Russian hip-hop performers, such as herself. After graciously offering my services as her agent, for a reasonable fee, of course, I was immediately informed that her Russian mafia connections (it’s true, they ALL have them) were likely to remove my kneecaps and choke me to death with them should they catch even the faintest whiff of impropriety with the bookkeeping. True story. We ultimately came to a sensible agreement. I agreed to reduce my fee after she wrote to me explaining that she would be the one having to “do all the raping[sic]”… [Read more…] about Dear Chet, How many dates before I should do anal?