Anybody else get the nagging feeling that the new Pope is gonna get assassinated? He’s just so…GOOD! The power structure behind the throne has got to be squirming. I mean…he’s just so openly Christian! Like, CHRISTIAN Christian. Doing good deeds, loving those in need, accepting those with different beliefs, turning the other cheek. This compassion […]
The way I see it...
In a recent interview with GQ, Duck Dynasty patriarch, Phil Robertson, had some colorful things to say about gays, blacks, and all sorts of other people. – “It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more […]
I think maybe I’ve been doing life wrong. I somehow got it into my head that the measure of success was…success, itself. Without really realizing it consciously, I allowed aspirations of fame and fortune and acceptance and love to become my primary motivation. Somewhere along the way I became more concerned with how I could […]
Technically, the word “genocide” refers only to national, ethnic, racial, or religious groups. Let’s not forget that billions of innocent animals were also murdered. Cute, furry little animals that might have made happy little pets. Just imagine the heartbroken faces of all the children whose kittens and puppies died. I mean the children who weren’t […]
I just got this in an e-mail from OK Cupid. Evidently, it is meant to be a flow chart of my dating preferences. To be honest, it makes about as much sense to me as gay Republicans*… I can’t make this stuff up, folks. They just keep sending me these tasty little treats, and I […]