Tonight I’m going to introduce a new bit to my OK Cupid series. Rather than post my successes, I thought it would be more fun to post my failures. Deliberate failures, that is. Trying to sound impressive and likable is just so boring. So instead, I tend to just write whatever random thing occurs to […]
As an arrogant blowhard, I am loathe to share the spotlight. However, I thought it might be fun to showcase the rather hilarious and impressive work of a friend who has greatly inspired my writing. It was this OK Cupid character that originally propelled me to create my own, now famous (infamous?) and globally adored, profile. Once again, I tip my hat to you, my anonymous friend, for painting such a vile, arrogant and hilariously un-datable digital self-portrait.
And yes, before you ask…he gets a lot of ass from this.
Dear Chet, You’ve got to help me… I’ve been following some of your advice, and “techniques” for picking up women from online dating sites like “OKCupid” and “Plenty of Fish”. I wasn’t getting much love from the ladies, so I’ve come up with a couple of my own “methods” as a supplement which seemed to […]
When you say “with your mom” do you mean you were with your mom, Biblically speaking, or just that she was accompanying you during your visit deep inside the Statue of Liberty? I can tell you from awkward personal experience I mean a friend’s experience that sleeping with your mom, though fun in the short run, is really pretty devastating to your game. I mean, no girl wants to have to meet your mom and an ex-girlfriend at the same time. That just creates way too much tension. You really want to avoid that.
Well, it has been a month now, and things are really heating up with my sexy new Russian pen-pal. Something tells me this relationship will go the distance, at least figuratively speaking. When you think about it, it is really quite perfect for me. For one thing, she is way too far away for there […]